I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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