I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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