I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
my poor anus
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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