Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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