haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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