Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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