he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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