yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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