I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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