Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Life is so much better after having sex.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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