love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We left the knife in your bed.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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