fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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