My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
There's even glitter on my cock...
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