it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i drank out of a bidet.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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