she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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