what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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