He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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