I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
But break dance skills will only take you so far
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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