u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
