Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Randomize
