Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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