I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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