Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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