Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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