I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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