what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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