i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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