What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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