Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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