Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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