This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
