we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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