I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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