Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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