Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We just shotgunned beers for America
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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