How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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