I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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