She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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