doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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