when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Who wears a wallet chain?!
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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