these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
