question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm at about main and main street
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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