They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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