K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
We have so much sex to catch up on
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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