My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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