So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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