I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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