We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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