We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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