just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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