You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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