beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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