At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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