Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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