Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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