Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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